Get yourself a DC Envy Anorak so you won't be jealous. No promises on whether it'll keep you from lying, cheating, or whatever the other seven deadly sins are, but you'll be happy with your new anorak. It well-waterproofed, has a throwback pullover style, and it's just fun to wear. Thou shalt not grab method airs in front of your bindings!
100% Polyester Dobby Weave and Ripstop Fabric
Weather Defense 10 – 10,000 mm Waterproofing / 5,000 g/m² Breathability
40g Body and Sleeves
Zip-Up Handwarmer Pockets/ Velcro Sleeve Pass Pocket
Mesh Lined Armpit Venting